CNN says to get over being angry, you should write down things you are grateful for. I’m grateful God gave me a mouth like a sailor and the talent to make up my own curse words during my fits of rage, I’m grateful for the hulk-like strength I have and amazed I could throw a person so far across the room, I’m grateful for being arrested by a cop who looked like Adam Sandler but didn’t understand why I was singing the Hanukah song and giggling on the way to jail, and I’m grateful I kept the medical expenses down by only dislodging one of her teeth. I’m blessed!
Sorry I've been MIA. Wish I could say I've been off taping my reality show but unfortunately my baby boy got real sick two days before taping and I had to ungracefully bow out...boohoo. All is well now and I'm back in the saddle waiting for my next chance to come along.
There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. Have a great Monday and an even better week ahead!!! Your vote is in.
No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. Have a great Sat. Your vote is in.
Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. Have a great Friday and a Brilliant weekend!!! Your vote is in.
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. Have a great Monday and a super week!!! Your vote is in.
