hey was GooDie passing by to leave you muuuucho love..wanted to leave my link too, feel free to visit my music page on myspace, send me a request if you have one..check out my video in reality wanted and tell me what you think, much love ~Lito BreGante ak Verde $ojo~ http://www.myspace.com/lbvsop
hi beautiful stoping by to leave you some ny love here are the joke of the day!!
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front
porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy
godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be
granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really
rich."
** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful
princess."
*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of
them.
"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak,
he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in her
ear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?"....
2.Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a
woman with whom he may want to "pound for a couple of round". After a wild night of getting it on,
it's time for the young lady to leave. As she's getting dressed, she and
Mike are having a conversation.
She says, "Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and
bad news for you. Which would you like first?"
Mike thinks for a moment and says, "What the hell, give me the good news."
She tells him, "The good news is that you're bigger than Magic Johnson."
3.Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump.
"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the
track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time
crouched behind a road sign.
"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you fuck off,
I'm trying to take a shit !"
hope you enjoy see you tommorrow
hi beautiful passing by to leave you muuuUucho love, here is the joke of the day enjoy
"One day, a young boy comes home from school, and hears a strange man in the Bedroom with his mother. Hiding in the closet he see's a man in bed with his mother.
Suddenly his mother looks up and says "Oh my god, my Husband is home early! Quick hide in the closet.
Once inside the man hears a voice "man..it sure is dark in here...
The man startled tries to quiet the lad "Shhh..please be quiet"
The boy leans up and says "o.k. if you'll buy my Base ball"
The man asks "how much?"
The Kid says "$100"
The man says "are you crazy? $100 for a base ball?
The kid shrugs "I'll go ask dad then"
O.k. o.k." the man says "here's $100.
The next day, same thing..kid comes home, see's the man, The man ends up hiding in the closet. and hears the young voice...
"Sure is dark in here?"
The man sighs "look you gotta be quiet?
The kid says "Sell ya my Ball mit for $100.
The Man sighs and pays.
Later that day, the Father asks the kid to play BaseBall. the Kids says he can't he sold his ball and glove.
His dad asks how much and the kid shows him the $200.
Immediately Furious, the man says "that was NOT a fair price, you cheated that man, you go to church and go to confession RIGHT NOW>
So dad hauls the lad to church, and up to the confessional. The door closes and the Kid says "man, it sure is dark in here, and from the other side of the screen he hears a familiar voice say "don't start THAT Shyt again!..lol..hope you enjoy the joke ill pass by tommorrow!~Lito BreGante~
SwaGgin Lotz of love in your page ,itz thirsty thursday so i will toast a shot of henny in your name, muuuuuUuCho Crainio & lotz Of $exXxy Love Your Boii ~lito BreGante~
