Why is it that cheesesteaks cooking with onions smells so friggin good but when my little sister tackles me to the ground to smell her armpits that smell just like fried onion cheesesteaks I fight her to the death to not smell them?
Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. Hang in there your TV show is getting closer on this Wed.!!! Your vote is is.
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Remember our fighting men and woman around the world today, they are special !!! Your vote is in.
I put an ad on craigslist to rehome my cat and in response I get an email from someone who was obviously upset asking me how I could do such a thing, a pet should be for life. Then she asked me if I would rehome my kids and what kind of price could I possibly put on them. I emailed her back saying if she gives me $50 for the cat, I'll throw my kids in for free.
CNN says to get over being angry, you should write down things you are grateful for. I’m grateful God gave me a mouth like a sailor and the talent to make up my own curse words during my fits of rage, I’m grateful for the hulk-like strength I have and amazed I could throw a person so far across the room, I’m grateful for being arrested by a cop who looked like Adam Sandler but didn’t understand why I was singing the Hanukah song and giggling on the way to jail, and I’m grateful I kept the medical expenses down by only dislodging one of her teeth. I’m blessed!
You know you've finally financially trained your man when he's texting you asking if he can buy a $1 sweet tea at McDonalds...I crack the whip baybay!! - VOTES IN
Posted 06/29/2010 12:12 pm
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