Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground. - VOTES VOTES VOTES
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week. Your vote is in.
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Just something to think about on this Sat.! Have a great weekend. Your vote is in.
My husband said to me the other day, “Honey, you won’t believe this crazy dream I had about you sleeping with the pool boy.” I thought, “Damn. I thought he was asleep.” - have a great Thursday!
Work joyfully and peacefully, knowing that right thoughts and right efforts will inevitably bring about right results. Have a great Wed. Your vote is in.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Have a relaxing Tuesday!!! Your vote is in.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. I ate the whole damn box of chocolates and knew I’d get a fat ass…turns out I was right! - have a great Tuesday. VOTES VOTES VOTES
