Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Thoughts for all my woman friends on this Wednesday! Vote is in.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Passing along some of my Irish Grandfathers wisdom on this Sunday. He lived to be 100! Vote is in.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam. Have a great Saturday! Vote is in.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Have a great Friday and special weekend! Vote is in.
Don’t hide what you have just because people tell you it’s not normal. I have known normal people…and guess what? They are as boring as hell... Have a super great Wednesday! Vote is in.