A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Sunday Votes are in!
One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up.The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.The kid replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself". Votes are in, have a great Turdsday!...LOL