Howdy and Happy Thanksgiving. I just voted for you so gobble, gobble! You should have some free time this coming Friday you can hear me online from 2-4 CST. I will be on Just Energy Radio with Dr Rita Louise at http://justenergyradio.com. You probably would have cracked up earlier this week if you had listened to the George Lopez Dead Air Abnormal Paranormal that was from 8-10 CST and hosted by Reverend Mark Manly. That's the second time he's had me on. However, you can even catch me and David Rountree on Dec 14 on the Silvia Rossi Make Contact radio show at http://toginet.com/shows/makecontactwithsilviarossi. Hope you are as busy as we've been. I am now writing a weekly article for Kirby Robinson's Eye on the Paranormal and have just started writing for the Examiner. I think you can see me with live streaming from Hill House Manor through the White Noise Network at the Paranormal TV Network. Later...
iam glad you like the joke ima keep bringing alot more you way, just to keep you smiling all the time
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"
"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"
2.~pain on my side~Little Johnny~
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Johnny, what is the matter?"
Little Johnny groaned and responded , "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
What a day! Ppl getting porn posts addressed from my fb page. Page being deleted. Replacing my compromised emails, then their associated bank, ebay, paypal... accounts, and so it cascades. Please send chewy brownies/cookies and milk (or hot chocolate... maybe a white russian). I'll vote twice in exchange for tons of sympathy!!!!! ROFLOL! (Oh yes you can! Once anonymously before you sign in (for yourself, too) and once after you sign in).
