Monday Joke and a Vote: A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
I've got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. Here is my 100% for you on this beautiful Friday !!! Your vote is in.
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting. Have a super Monday and the best week of your life! Your vote is in.
Heres a Super Sunday vote and joke for you: A bum asks a man for a dollar. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Enjoy your Super Bowl Sunday and be safe! Your vote is in.
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much. It's Friday, bring on the weekend! Your vote is in.
Back with Jokes and VOTES: A recent study was made to find out what days men prefer to have sex? It was found that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with "T": Tuesday, Thursday, Thanksgiving, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday and Thunday.
WHY STUDYING IS BETTER THAN SEX: 10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it. 6. A little coffee and you can do it all night. 5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser." 4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time. 3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle. 2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it. 1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help TUESDAY VOTES ARE IN
