I'm not feeling funny today so no humor just an observation...doesn't everyone on the new BB look like they stepped out of the Abercrombie catalog? OK maybe just one small joke - When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Why is it that cheesesteaks cooking with onions smells so friggin good but when my little sister tackles me to the ground to smell her armpits that smell just like fried onion cheesesteaks I fight her to the death to not smell them?
Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. Hang in there your TV show is getting closer on this Wed.!!! Your vote is is.
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Remember our fighting men and woman around the world today, they are special !!! Your vote is in.
As we all celebrate this weekend, let us all remember the famous words of Bill Pullman from Independence Day, “Tonight we will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. “ Yes, regardless of how you feel as you lay your head on a hard white oval that has obvious sprinkles of pee from all the drunken men at your party who missed the hole in their drunken stupors and where you can actually smell the lingering effects of Kenny’s hot wing release (Stupid! You knew Kenny couldn’t handle spicy foods)…you WILL survive and no, you will NOT keep that promise that you will never drink again. Happy 4th – God bless our troops!
Posted 07/02/2010 10:24 am
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