What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic! Dropping by with holiday cheer, greetings, and votes for all and to all a good morn! “I heard the bells on CHRISTMAS Day. Their old familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeat, Of peace on earth goodwill to everyone.”
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a wonderful Christmas eve!!! Your vote is in.
Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
Had a fight with my puppet Roger today! He claims I never let him talk and when I do I'm always putting words in his mouth. Hey there! I voted for you! Good Luck!
Posted 12/21/2010 11:15 pm
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