"Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head." -- thanks for the votes - have a great day
Do not think of today's
failures, but of the success that may come
tomorrow. You have set yourself a difficult task,
but you will succeed if you persevere; and you
will find a joy in overcoming obstacles. Have a great week !!! You vote is in.
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?" - Roseanne Barr -- Sunday votes in - have a great night.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no
common denominator, but among those whom I love, I
can: all of them make me laugh. Have a great laugh this Thursday. Vote is in.
The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone. Have a great Wed !!! Your vote is in.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege
it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. Have a great Sunday. Vote is in.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't.
A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. Have a great Friday!!!! Your vote is in.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's
importance, everyone should have a dog that will
worship him and a cat that will ignore him. Have a great Thursday!!! Your vote is in.
I have found that being honest is the best technique I can use.
Right up front, tell people what you're trying to accomplish
and what you're willing to sacrifice to accomplish it. Have a great Tuesday. Your vote is in.
