Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust.
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week.
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Just something to think about on this Sat.! Have a great weekend.
My husband said to me the other day, “Honey, you won’t believe this crazy dream I had about you sleeping with the pool boy.” I thought, “Damn. I thought he was asleep.” - have a great Thursday!
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. I ate the whole damn box of chocolates and knew I’d get a fat ass…turns out I was right! - have a great Tuesday.