When someone makes you angry, bring your palms together, bow your head, and say, “Dear God.” Then jump up and attack like a drunken white girl outside of a bar. You'll catch them off guard because they’ll think you were praying. - have a great weekend, hopefully free of drunken white girl fights!
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. Have a wonderful Thursday. Your vote is in.
Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust. VOTES VOTES VOTES
