Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. Have a great April fool Thursday. Your vote is in.
"You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, 'Screw it - just grab a pile of sh**. We'll get a bag at the airport'." - have a great Thursday!