Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. Thanks for taking the time from your day to vote for me. Have a great Wed. Your vote is in.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Enjoy all those things on this Monday!! Your vote is in.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. At my son's last party, my 9 year old nephew flipped off another kid at the party...ahh I've taught him well...wax on, wax off little caterpillar
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. I ate the whole damn box of chocolates and knew I’d get a fat ass…turns out I was right! - have a great Tuesday.
