CNN says to get over being angry, you should write down things you are grateful for. I’m grateful God gave me a mouth like a sailor and the talent to make up my own curse words during my fits of rage, I’m grateful for the hulk-like strength I have and amazed I could throw a person so far across the room, I’m grateful for being arrested by a cop who looked like Adam Sandler but didn’t understand why I was singing the Hanukah song and giggling on the way to jail, and I’m grateful I kept the medical expenses down by only dislodging one of her teeth. I’m blessed!
Sorry I've been MIA. Wish I could say I've been off taping my reality show but unfortunately my baby boy got real sick two days before taping and I had to ungracefully bow out...boohoo. All is well now and I'm back in the saddle waiting for my next chance to come along.
