I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. I ate the whole damn box of chocolates and knew I’d get a fat ass…turns out I was right! - have a great Tuesday.
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. Have a great Friday and a even better weekend!!!
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? - enjoy your weekend
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. Be happy on this Wed. !!!!
There are two kinds of talents, man-made talent and God-given talent. With man-made talent you have to work very hard. With God-given talent, you just touch it up once in a while. Have a great Tuesday.
A dreamer is one who can only find their way by moonlight, and their punishment is that they sees the dawn before the rest of the world. DREAM! Have a great Sat.
