Starting this Monday remember this: If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place! Go get what you want!
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. It's Wednesday, enjoy life! Vote is in!
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN AN IRISH FAMILY
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds political office and you have at least one aunt who is a nun or uncle who's a priest.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short!
6) There isn't a big difference between you losing your temper or killing someone.
7) Many of your childhood meals were boiled. Instant potatoes were a mortal sin.
8) You have never hit your head on a ceiling.
9) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling in prayer.
10) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
11) Some punches directed at you are from legacies of past generations.
12) Many of your sisters and/or cousins are named Mary, Catherine or Eileen and there is at least one member of your family with the full name of Mary Catherine Eileen.
13) Someone in your family is very generous. It is more than likely you.
14) You may not know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
15) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking before you start talking.
16) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are but what you lack in talent, you make up for in frequency.
17) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last keg party.
18) You are, or know someone, named Murph.
19) If you don't know Murph then you know Mac. If you don't know Murph or Mac, then you know Sully. Then you probably know Sully McMurphy.
20) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
21) You have Irish Alzheimer's, you forget everything but the grudges!
22) 'Irish Stew' is a euphemism for 'boiled leftovers.'
23) Your skin's ability to tan not so much. (Only in spots!)
24) Childhood remedies for the common cold often included some form of whiskey.
25) There's no leaving a family party without saying goodbye for at least 45 minutes.
26) At this very moment, you have at least two relatives who are not speaking to each other. Not fighting, mind you, just not speaking to each other.
Thought you might like a little laugh on this Wednesday!
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It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. It's Monday, the first day of the rest of your life! Your vote is in.
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. Have a great Monday and week! Your vote is in.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Enjoy all those things on this Sunday!! Your vote is in.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Tuesday is here even if we wish it to be Friday!!! Your vote is in.
Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. May your miracles come true! Hey it's your Friday, so enjoy!! Your vote is in.
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. It's Sat. and time to sit back and relax just a little! Your vote is in.
Posted 02/12/2011 08:16 am
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