As we all celebrate this weekend, let us all remember the famous words of Bill Pullman from Independence Day, “Tonight we will not vanish without a fight. We’re going to live on. We’re going to survive. “ Yes, regardless of how you feel as you lay your head on a hard white oval that has obvious sprinkles of pee from all the drunken men at your party who missed the hole in their drunken stupors and where you can actually smell the lingering effects of Kenny’s hot wing release (Stupid! You knew Kenny couldn’t handle spicy foods)…you WILL survive and no, you will NOT keep that promise that you will never drink again. Happy 4th – God bless our troops!
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. At my son's last party, my 9 year old nephew flipped off another kid at the party...ahh I've taught him well...wax on, wax off little caterpillar- VOTES IN
There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. Have a great weekend! Vote is in
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. Have a wonderful Thursday. Your vote is in.
Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground. - VOTES VOTES VOTES
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week. Your vote is in.
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Just something to think about on this Sat.! Have a great weekend. Your vote is in.
I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!
Posted 04/23/2010 08:25 am
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