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The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. At my son's last party, my 9 year old nephew flipped off another kid at the party...ahh I've taught him well...wax on, wax off little caterpillar

It always seems impossible until its done. OK, get it done for yourself this Monday! Have a great one.

There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. Have a wonderful Thursday.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? :)

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. Have a great Tuesday.

Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground. -

Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week.

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. Have a great Sunday.

Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Just something to think about on this Sat.! Have a great weekend.

When you can't solve the problem, manage it. Have a great Friday and a perfect weekend!!!

Yipee - you are official. Here's my comment for the day: My husband said to me the other day, “Honey, you won’t believe this crazy dream I had about you sleeping with the pool boy.” I thought, “Damn. He looked like he was asleep.” - have a great Thursday!