It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. Have a great Monday!Your vote is in.
See I told you the weekend would be here quick. Now have fun knowing the vote (s) are in and don't worry Monday will be here soon enough. The best. Sat. VAI Oh yea the show em me already, they said I am perfect, bit that is all that I have heard...
Friday votes are in! I'm sorry - I really am discouraged with voting so I'm not going to on here that often! But I will still try to make it on here - at least, once in awhile!
Vikki
A slimy fellow proposed a one dollar bar bet to a full figured girl. Despite her dress being buttoned to the neck, he could touch her breasts without touching her clothes. Since this didn't seem remotely possible, she was intrigued and accepted the bet. He stepped up, cupped his hands around her breasts and squeezed firmly. With a baffled look, she said, "Hey, you touched my clothes" and he replied, "Okay. I owe you a dollar."
