Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Tuesday Votes are in!!!
Lyons Entertainment picked up my reality show idea and David Lyons is offering to do everything...but the downfall came when he asked for $5,000...maybe next time i guess...it will soon come fo me in this industry ..Votes are in!!
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Sunday Votes are in!
Friday Votes are IN. Heres a joke for ya. A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
All the kids and grandkids were over last night decorating our tree. Turned out beautiful. I really love were the ornaments are in clumps just in Veronica's reach. LOL! That's where they will stay. Had to much cocoa and cookies though. Votes are in. Have an awesome weekend!!
One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up.The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.The kid replied, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself". Votes are in, have a great Turdsday!...LOL
