A long married couple are discussing ways of economising.
Husband says, "if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook!"
His wife replies, "if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur!"
Votes are in..Have a wonderful evening!!
The better planned you are, the easier it will be to overcome unexpected obstacles. So plan your life, but live life as if you didn't. Sunday votes are in!
Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face.
An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"
