Mallery

Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. Good advise to follow on this Thursday! Your vote is in.

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something. Enjoy your Wed. it is the first day of the rest of your life. Vote is in.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Have a great and special Tuesday! Your vote is in!

Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. Hey it is Monday, a great day for a Miracle to happen for you!!! Your vote is in.

No one is in charge of your happiness except you. So enjoy your Sunday with only great thoughts! Vote is in.

A really important life lesson: Never lick a steak knife. Have a incredible Sat. and weekend!!! Your vote is in.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. With that thought, have a great Friday! Your vote is in.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Have a super special Thursday! Your vote is in.

You should not confuse your career with your life. Have a super great Wed. and smile!!! Your vote is in.

A rule to live by: I won't use anything I can't explain in five minutes. Enjoy your Tuesday! Your vote is in.

We thought we were running away from the grownups, and now we are the grownups. I hope this Monday and week are great for you! Your vote is in.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Sunday is your day! Vote is in.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. Have a great Sat. and relax! Your vote is in.

If one cannot command attention by one's admirable qualities one can at least be a nuisance. Have a special Friday and weekend!! Your vote is in.

The key is not the will to win... everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. Enjoy your great Thursday and always WIN!!! Your vote is in.

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness. Have a great Wed.!! Your vote is in.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak. Have a super Tuesday!!! Your vote is in.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Monday, a day to enjoy!! Your vote is in!

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Have a super great Sunday! Your vote is in.

Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. Your Sat. is here for you to relax and enjoy! Vote is in.