Jacqueline

Came back to give you #1 for your new show!

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! It's Sat. so enjoy this special weekend!!!

Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect, it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections. Nothing truer said on this perfect Friday!

Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. Good advise to follow on this Thursday!

Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something. Enjoy your Wed. it is the first day of the rest of your life.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Have a great and special Tuesday!

No one is in charge of your happiness except you. So enjoy your Sunday with only great thoughts!

A really important life lesson: Never lick a steak knife. Have a incredible Sat. and weekend!!!

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. With that thought, have a great Friday!

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Have a super special Thursday!

You should not confuse your career with your life. Have a super great Wed. and smile!!!

A rule to live by: I won't use anything I can't explain in five minutes. Enjoy your Tuesday!

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Sunday is your day!

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. Have a great Sat. and relax!

The key is not the will to win... everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. Enjoy your great Thursday and always WIN!!!

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness. Have a great Wed.!!

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak. Have a super Tuesday!!!

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. Monday, a day to enjoy!!

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Have a super great Sunday!

Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. Your Sat. is here for you to relax and enjoy!