Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
I wish you and yours a Very happy Thursday, I hope you have time to enjoy your families. I am still looking for a single female human to adopt me for Christmas:)(ok 1 day) The best, Keith
Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
voted... got another casting call for the sexy curvy Ladies.. that would be me... gotta do a video... 2day... hopefully I'll get pick again and U see me on MTV... enjoy this day.... thanks 4 all your votes..
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. Tuesday Votes are in!!!
