Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
Hump Day Votes are in! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
Hey got another casting call for the sexy curvy Ladies.. that would be me... gotta do a video... 2day... hopefully I'll get pick again and U see me on MTV... enjoy this day.... thanks 4 all your votes..
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Have a great Sunday!
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.
He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for some time, the doctor asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
A while later, the lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?" "Nothing. Just stand there."
As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the man weaken. When his time had almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?"
"Well," said the old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do the same!
Have a great Sunday!
My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going. I thought I would leave you with a funny joke today to brighten your weekend. Enjoy!
Have a great Friday. Heres a joke for ya. A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
