Happy Friday and heres a Friday Joke to put a smile on your face: A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said," Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice." "Oh my god" she said. "I've got to get to a phone." "Why?" asked the doctor. "I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."
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A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile.............Happy New Year
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Have a great Friday and a safe New Years Eve. Your vote is in.
Votes Are in....heres another classic joke: A guide dog led his master across the road against a red light and the traffic came to a screeching halt. When he reached the other side, the blind man patted the guide dog on the head. "Why are you patting it?" asked a passer-by. "It almost got you killed!" "Actually," said the blind man, "I'm looking for its ass so I can give it a really good kick."
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
The long married couple are discussing ways of economising.
Husband says, if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook!
His wife replies, if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur!
Votes are in..Have a wonderful evening!!
