Jamie

Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face. An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!" To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"

Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise. Have a great Sunday! Your vote is in.

Christmas is the day that holds time together. Merry Christmas to you and your loved ones!!! Your vote is in.

Merry Christmas!!! Hope this season is filled with much love, hope, and joy!!!

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Have a wonderful Christmas eve!!! Your vote is in.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. This is your Thursday, discover your dream out there! Your vote is in!

Vote #1 for you on thi terrific Thursday. Heres another great joke. A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."