LaRue

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. Tuesday is your day to shine!

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat them at politeness. Monday, what a way to start your week!

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. Enjoy your Sunday!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Just a thought on this Sat.!

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished. Have a great Friday and weekend!!!!!

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Enjoy this really great Thursday !!!

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us. Wed. is here, like it or not so smile !!!!

Old is always fifteen years from now. Enjoy your special Tuesday!

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. Have a super Monday!

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others. Have a great Sunday !!!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Have a great Friday and weekend !!!!

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. It's Thursday, Enjoy!

Patience and Diligence, like faith, remove mountains. Have a super Wed.!

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Tuesday is here even if we wish it to be Friday!!!

Don't worry about avoiding temptation...As you grow older, it will avoid you. OK it is Monday, but you are alive!!!!

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. Sunday has arrived just for you to enjoy!

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. Have a super Sat. and a great weekend!!!!!

I've learned it's always better to have a small percentage of a big success, than a hundred percent of nothing. Have a super Wed.!!!

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. Happy Valentine's Day my friend!

People do not decide to become extraordinary. They decide to accomplish extraordinary things. Enjoy your Sunday and smile!!!