My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. A special Happy Father's Day wish to all the Dads out there. Your vote is in!
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Thoughts for all my woman friends on this Wednesday! Vote is in.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Have a great Friday and special weekend! Vote is in.