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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. Sunday is your day!
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way. Have a great Sat. and relax!
If one cannot command attention by one's admirable qualities one can at least be a nuisance. Have a special Friday and weekend!!
The surest cure for vanity is loneliness. Have a great Wed.!!
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak. Have a super Tuesday!!!
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. Have a super great Sunday!
Those who know how to win are much more numerous than those who know how to make proper use of their victories. Your Sat. is here for you to relax and enjoy!
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side. Things to remember on this April Fool Friday. Be safe!!!