Kris

Definition of marriage: A relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.

Attitude is the Master Key to life's Little LOCKS! Wishing you the best this Sunday:)

Long time no you. I hope all is well with you. Happy Easter!

Busy being The Madam on the Menu at The Alien Cathouse in NV. You can see me live every Friday at 7PM Pacific time on http://www.ustream.tv/new#/new/search?q=AlienCathouse – Watch for me on The Bill Cunningham Show on April 1st!

A man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies.

Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be...

Cooking is at once one of the simplest and most gratifying of the arts. TGIF

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” Have a great Thursday

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!! IM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! sorry iv been gone so long. I had things to take care of down here but im back now :)

Your vote(s) is/are in. And I thank you for the votes you have given me. Been M.I.A. but I am back. Later!

Two weeks later and we're still here. Darn Mayans! I learned to play the harp for nothing.

I voted. Hi!

Monday's votes. Hope you are well.

Friday's votes.

HAPPY BELATED NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!! sorry I'm late again. i was out of town for awhile. & i did allot of partying lol. how you been? (VOTES ARE IN)

Voted :-)

Christmas gift of a vote.

Have a very happy and safe holidays. Voted :-)

Have a nice weekend, and a wonderful Christmas! Hope we don't all wake up dead tomorrow.

Thanks for being a friend. Voted!