I was asked why my cat never scratched my furniture. I looked at my friend, and answered: "Much like the Darwin-award worthy flaw in pufferfish, where some inflate and then can't deflate, my cat can dig her claws into the couch just fine. However, she's not quite smart enough to retract her claws and get free! Three attempts later, it has never happened again!" Have a gorgeous Saturday! Voted.
Signs, symbols and omens for the everyday person: It can generally be assumed that, when one puts a can of Mountain Dew in the microwave, instead of the mug of instant coffee...the universe is telling you to stay home. And, I probably need a new microwave. Have a wonderful Wednesday! Voted.
It's Tuesday so May you have the hindsight to know where you have been, the foresight to know where you are going, and the insight to know when you have gone to far! Smile! Your vote is in.
Advice from a blonde: When trying to fix a computer, it generally helps to remember; The ethernet cord has to be PLUGGED IN for it to work. Haha! Have a beautiful Tuesday! VAI.
Another one of my Irish Grandfather's saying for you on this Monday: Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe. Your vote is in!
