It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Have a super weekend! Your vote is in.
Sometimes life has a cruel sense of humor, giving you the thing you always wanted at the worst time possible. Nothing truer ever said on this hot Sunday! Your vote is in.
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. A special Happy Father's Day wish to all the Dads out there. Your vote is in!
Don't forget - no one else sees the world the way you do, so no one else can tell the stories that you have to tell. Something to think about on this Saturday! Your vote is in!
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. Thoughts for all my woman friends on this Wednesday! Vote is in.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Passing along some of my Irish Grandfathers wisdom on this Sunday. He lived to be 100! Vote is in.
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam. Have a great Saturday! Vote is in.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Have a great Friday and special weekend! Vote is in.
Don’t hide what you have just because people tell you it’s not normal. I have known normal people…and guess what? They are as boring as hell... Have a super great Wednesday! Vote is in.
