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Wow! Moon the wrong person at an office party & suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. Thanks for supporting me!
Always remember you're unique… just like everyone else. Tues votes R N – Thanks for voting for me as well!
Today’s word = Perspective. Example = Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. Mon votes R N. Thanks for your votes as well!
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Easter votes are cast. Thanks for coming by & voting for me, too!
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. Sat votes are cast. Thanks for coming by & voting for me, too!
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?" TGIF votes are cast. Thanks for coming by & voting for me, too!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. Thurs votes R N! Thanks for your votes as well!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Hump day votes R N! Thanks for voting for me as well!
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head & a beer gut, & still know they are sexy. Your Tues. vote is in. Thanks for your votes, too!
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Monday Madness votes R N! Thanks for your votes as well!
TIME TO GET BACK ON MY REALITY STAR GRIND!!!!! GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SHOWS & HAVE A VERY BLESS & AWESOME HOLIDAY :)
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