Do you really want to be happy? You can begin by being appreciative of who you are and what you've got. I hope this Friday and your weekend are special! Vote is in!
I have been wondering about you lately. I got you your #2 votes. My American Guns show was on last Wednesday, I did not know it was going to be on, no one notified me from Discovery Channel. It is on again on Sunday if you want to check it out! VOTED!
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. Have a great Tuesday! Your vote is in!
Hi Sweetie!! Sorry for being away for a few days. My mother was out of town for the weekend so I had to help my father with my oldest sister. Hope you had a wonderful weekend! Your Monday vote is in. Have an awesome night!!
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
