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Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies. Hey it's Saturday!
Clearly, animals know more than we think, and think a great deal more than we know. Friday's thought!
Question for this Wednesday! If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget. Have a super Tuesday!
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Have a great Monday and week!!
It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting. It's Sunday so enjoy it!
It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. Have a super weekend!
I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, "aw shit, he's up! My thought on this Friday!
The question is not what you look at, but what you see. Have a great Thursday!
Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something. Have a spectacular Wednesday!
Sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never even knew you had. It's Tuesday!
Friday the 13th. Looks like my luck is about to change.