Life is crazy when you can't help your 4th grader with his math homework without consulting the internet. Greatest common factor, least common multiple (are you kidding me). Atleast I know how to push the buttons to vote for you :)
A jailer sees a drunk hanging by his feet in his cell."WHAT are you doing?"he asks. "Hanging myself," the drunk replies. "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
Smile every chance you get. Not because life has been easy, perfect, or exactly as you had anticipated, but because you choose to be happy and grateful for all the good things you do have and all the problems you know you don’t have. It's Wednesday, SMILE!
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Posted 03/20/2013 07:47 am
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