He got up early, quickly dressed, slipped quietly into the garage, hooked up the boat and backed out into a torrential downpour. He pulled back into the garage, went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. He cuddled up to his wife's back and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She replied, "And can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started...
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to! With that in mind, have a great Thursday!
A man had neglected mowing the lawn. One day he saw his wife snipping the tall grass with small scissors to prove a point. He handed her a toothbrush and said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say he will walk again but will always have a limp.
They were at her high school reunion, and she stared at a drunken man swigging his
drink nearby. Her husband asked, "Do you know him?" "Yes, he's my old boyfriend. I heard he took to drinking after we split up many years ago and hasn't been sober since." "My God!" her husband said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...
A man took his wife to a restaurant. He told the waiter,
"I'll have the steak, very rare, please." The waiter said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started.....
I know you have been losing sleep wondering what to get me for Christmas this year! So I give you this thought on this Sunday: You know you've grown up when none of the things you want for Christmas can be bought at a store!
Posted 12/08/2013 07:56 am
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