Hello, I just voted for you this morning. Now I am off to Dallas in the freezing air. Well, since I won't be topless today I guess I will be somewhat warmer on the 60 mile jaunt! (convertible top silly)
I've been out of town for a few days and then had internet issues yesterday so i wasn't able to get on here. But, I'm back now counting down the days until Big Brother starts casting again. To be a champion you must first believe that you can win when no one else believes you can. Your vote's in!
Votes are in for Friday and heres a Friday Joke to put a smile on your face: A woman was sitting in the doctor's office when he came in and said," Mrs. Jones, this isn't a urine sample you brought in. It's apple juice." "Oh my god" she said. "I've got to get to a phone." "Why?" asked the doctor. "I must have packed the other bottle in my husbands lunch box."
Since 2010 was so un Zen I believe that 2011 will be heaven! Best wishes for the happiest and most blessed New Years ever to you and yours my fellow RealityWanted friend! May your reality tv dreams truly become a reality in 2011!
Votes Are in....heres another classic joke: A guide dog led his master across the road against a red light and the traffic came to a screeching halt. When he reached the other side, the blind man patted the guide dog on the head. "Why are you patting it?" asked a passer-by. "It almost got you killed!" "Actually," said the blind man, "I'm looking for its ass so I can give it a really good kick."
A long married couple are discussing ways of economising.
Husband says, "if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook!"
His wife replies, "if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur!"
Votes are in..Have a wonderful evening!!
Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face.
An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"
Bringing you tidings of comfort and joy. What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic! Dropping by with holiday cheer, greetings, and votes for all and to all a good morn! “I heard the bells on CHRISTMAS Day. Their old familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeat, Of peace on earth goodwill to everyone.”
Thursday votes are in. Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
