When I testify as a collision reconstructionist, when asked about my credentials, I tell them my first certification was as an Accident Scene Specialists, which allows me to sign my name Bruce, ASS and no one has ever questioned that certification. The judge and jury always crack up.
Many of the attorneys I have worked for and testified against have the theory that the courtroom is a stage and their participation is just a role in the performance. What type of law do you practice? Sat. vote is in.
