The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. At my son's last party, my 9 year old nephew flipped off another kid at the party...ahh I've taught him well...wax on, wax off little caterpillar- VOTES IN
There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. Have a wonderful Thursday. Your vote is in.
Sorry... i have not been on in a full week, i am at the end of the school year and the teachers are piling on the work... now i got finals next week i have to study for... but i am here now...
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. Have a great Monday and a super week. Your vote is in.
Ever tested the stretch capacity of a bra? My boobs push my bra to the limit every day and I discovered that when my hoo-ha pops out for any reason, my bra slingshots up so forcefully, I am lifted off the ground. - VOTES VOTES VOTES
I told him, “The doctor said holding in my anger raises my blood pressure so I need to release it.” Needless to say, the judge did not find that to be a valid excuse. - Have an awesome weekend!!!
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Have a relaxing Tuesday!!! Your vote is in.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. I ate the whole damn box of chocolates and knew I’d get a fat ass…turns out I was right! - have a great Tuesday. VOTES VOTES VOTES
