Thanks for the request! What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic! Dropping by with holiday cheer, greetings, and votes for all and to all a good morn! “I heard the bells on CHRISTMAS Day. Their old familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeat, Of peace on earth goodwill to everyone.”
thanks 4 the request.. Happy Friday... did a mini video 4 MTV for sexy Curvy girls.. we will see what happen.. If they can't see I'm sexy and curvy in 2mins, then it's not meant 2 be!!
Joke of The Day(rated: NC-17): A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little boy lots of toast. The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a huge stack of toast... When the little boy comes down to breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest are for your father."
Happy Hump Day! But heres a little joke before I go.
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little bit of sex, huh?"
She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had six years of that with you. Now, I'm out looking for a LOT!"
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:"Wife Wanted".The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Thanks for the friend request. heres a joke for ya. A man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer said."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked the man incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news.""The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
