Hi Sweet Sheenah, Hump day is over, the buffer day is gone, now it's just New Years Eve and New years. We must go forward and be determined to take care of the business at hand!!! Now let's stick together and go get them dreams. If you know of a casting that will help a R/W friend pass it on. I always hear it's not who you know...it's who knows you. Lets spread each other around and introduce our brothers and sisters here to people we know to try and help them make there dreams a reality. Think about it. Thank you happy New Year and the very best for all of us, Keith
Votes Are in....heres another classic joke: A guide dog led his master across the road against a red light and the traffic came to a screeching halt. When he reached the other side, the blind man patted the guide dog on the head. "Why are you patting it?" asked a passer-by. "It almost got you killed!" "Actually," said the blind man, "I'm looking for its ass so I can give it a really good kick."
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."
Tuesday votes are in!
A long married couple are discussing ways of economising.
Husband says, "if you were any good in the kitchen we could get rid of the cook!"
His wife replies, "if you were any good in bed, we could get rid of the chauffeur!"
Votes are in..Have a wonderful evening!!
Was away for a day but Im back with votes. Missed everyone and now my joke of the day to hopefully put a smile on your face.
An elderly couple decide to celebrate their fiftieth anniversary by reliving their honeymoon. They get a reservation for the honeymoon suite in the same hotel at the same resort. After waking the next morning to a room service breakfast they begin eating in the nude. The wife says "Oh Harold! This is just like fifty years ago! My breasts feel all warm and tingly!"
To which he replies "Well, they ought to, Gladys... One is a hanging in your oatmeal, and the other is in your coffee!"
