GOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOORNING REALITY TV!
TIME TO STOP KNOCKING AND KICK THE DOOR DOWN.
YOU WANT REALITY?
WE'RE ALL HERE TO PUT THE REAL BACK IN REALITY!
IT'S TIME THE CASTING DIRECTORS FLOCKED TO US LIKE THE SALMON OF CAPASTRANO.
I'M ON MY 3RD POT OF COFFEE AND I'M ON A ROLL!
WAKE UP AND APPLY, BE SEEN AND BE HEARD!!!!!!