Here's some Chuck Norris Humour for your Monday. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Happy Easter! Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Have you signed my Save val and Solitary petition yet? “Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Your daily vote has been r-r-recorded #2!
"You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you're like, 'Screw it - just grab a pile of sh**. We'll get a bag at the airport'." - have a great Thursday!
People begin to become successful the minute they decide to be. Your midweek Super vote has been recorded #2. Be sure to sign my Save Solitary/Val petition please
There is not great talent without great will power. Your daily Super vote's in! So sorry to hear you didn't come away with the Solitary 50,000. Give Chuck Norris my regards.
Will you look back on life and say, "I wish I had," or "I'm glad I did"? Help save Solitary by signing my petition please. Message me for info or connect with me on Facebook Have a Super night!
