By Ashley Thompson

The Quack Pack was headed duck hunting and walked upon their duck blind crushed by a tree. Approaching 70 years old, back from Vietnam and drinking an ungodly amount of sweet tea each day yet Uncle Si has never considered that one day he will die. Until the flat duck blind, that is. With this self described near death experience, Si has a new lease on life... and a new bucket list. #1: be MVP of the Little League World Series. For some reason I don't think that one is going to get scratched off. A few other items: a date with Wonder Woman, judge the Miss America Contest, drive a race car, play fetch with Air Bud, be an astronaut, ride a bull for 8 seconds, become a world famous doctor, cure hemorrhoids, eat at a hibachi restaurant, fly in a balloon chair. You can guess which one the guys jump on first. #FOOD

Watching Godwin and Si at hibachi is like watching your 4 year old... eyes of wonder. Si is so into it he asks to be chef-for-a-day and everyone fears for their food safety. Next on the bucket list: bull riding. Where does a redneck ride a bull when he's... um... older? A bar. Duh. Next item to mark off: a hot air balloon ride. Initially reluctant, Si jumps in the basket and enjoys every foot of height. And then loses his bucket list.

Willie is trying to teach John Luke life skills during a game of scrabble before his high school graduation and upcoming wedding. When Miss Kay plays the word "TARANTO" as "TORONTO" the discussion about her own graduation comes up. Miss Kay is trying to convince everyone that she is not a high school dropout, her excuse for not attending graduation is her time consuming baby (Alan, the beardless brother).

Miss Kay didn't have the best grades in school (mostly C's) but that's because she had "better things to do" like getting married and having a baby. And even though there's a picture of her in cap and gown, there may not be an actual diploma. To everyone's surprise, she did graduate. So at John Luke's graduation the family presents Miss Kay with her diploma.

Photo by: Gurney Productions