by Ashley Thompson

What better way to say goodbye to Dubai than to jump in a Phantom and head to the mall? The rules Kyle has told the women for public attendance are things like; don't use bad language, no obscene gestures, no talking about sex. How in the world have these crazy ladies been taken to such a strict country?? Who's bright idea was this anyways? A little Fendi, a little Chanel, a little ignoring Lisa V. because of the awkward convo the night before. They should probably clear the air at the tallest point in the entire world... the Burj Khalifa... looking down on airplanes while also afraid of heights. Makes total sense.

It's also Kathryn's birthday so Ericka is having her glam squad hunty her up, which is "honey" and "**nty" combined. To really celebrate the ladies are going on a yacht to cruise around the Dubai skyline. The beauty does not trump the drama, though. Do they ever just have fun? Methinks no. Everyone feels the bottom line is that Lisa V. and Yolanda do not like each other and it's causing everyone else to be sucked in. They finally discover that it is all stemming from an argument from a party years prior between Ken and Yolanda. As Lisa R. puts it, "The battle of two narcissistic individuals battling it out to be the Queen." More than that, can Kyle and Vanderpump get past this lie vs lie debacle? They decide to let it all go so maybe they can, but it doesn't look like anyone else can move forward. Happy Birthday, Kathryn.

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